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Haiyoru! Nyaruani: Remember My Mr. Lovecraft Episode 1 [First Impression]: …WTF is this?

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Myst currently has a virus implanted into her laptop and is forced to use her home computer, which lacks the ability to easily take screencaps of only the video and not the whole page. If you would excuse the lack of them in this post and possibly other posts to come, it is not because I am lazy. I will probably add them on when my computer is fixed, or I might ask another writer to put them up for me. Thank you so much Eva for putting those up! 😀

-Myst

Alright, my hopes have been crushed. Maybe they should have mentioned beforehand that this series was a FLASH ANIME WITH NO PLOT! I wouldn’t have expected as much…

P.S.: Virgin eyes be cautious, as this review might not be recommended for everyone. Children under 13 years of age should not view this post (Of course I don’t care if you actually do, I’m just saying that you are warned so that way I’ll never get any bitchy comments about how wrong this review is)

Alright, well this lasted 4 minutes but let’s summarize it anyways… We meet the two main characters, Nyaruko (the girl) and Mahiro (the guy). It takes a grand total of 39 seconds after the show has started (including the image finally telling us that this is a flash anime -.-) before we see a censored wet vagina and it takes another 15 seconds for us to realize that Nyaruko wants to see Mahiro’s penis and possibly rape him.

That’s one minute down.

WELL then. At 1:20, Nyaruko is a horny woman who only thinks about sex and we meet another pink-haired woman who is also horny and wants Nyaruko to eat her. 30 more seconds and we learn that Nyaruko is so horny that she put drugs in Mahiro’s food to get him hard in order to rape him (We also meet a dragon-like thing that is probably their pet, he was the test subject for the food and so also became horny). We then meet another character, whom we don’t know who she is but seems like a lesbian who is also horny and is all over the pink-haired girl, so they will probably end up having lesbian sex.

2 minutes down.

It is apparently 70 days before mankind’s extinction. Huh? The Opening starts (Half the show’s already done though, what’s the point?) and takes up a minute and a half of the whole freaking episode. At least the opening seems sensical and maybe this show isn’t totally completely retarded and maybe it has a storyline. Hopefully.

Turns out this opening is actually the ENDING and after you see some random people cosplaying for 30 seconds while people are talking in the background. Basically, Nyaruko is still horny and bought a santa costume to turn Mahiro on, and it failed completely. Next week’s episode title: Nyaruko Creeping: Endless Christmas. Wow, that totally makes me wanna watch next episode -.-.

Impression: WTF IS THIS?!?!?!?! Is this some creepy fanservice for men who enjoy lesbian sex and horny girls? AND WHY IS THIS ONLY 4 MINUTES?!?! Couldn’t we have KNOWN beforehand that this was a flash anime? And this wasn’t just a flash, if you take out the opening and preview this was a grand total of 2 minutes long! And what’s with the censored vagina? That just creeped me out so much. Now apparently it’s the end of mankind? WTF? That was really random and had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode. At least the opening kinda made me believe that this was only a one-episode thing and that it was gonna get better… But seriously, WTF IS THIS?

Conclusion: Too short, non-sensical, no plot, too much fanservice and traumatizing jokes.

…Ok, I’ll admit it. I still laughed.

Episode 2 NOTES: After viewing the second episode of this retarded show, it turns out that the whole thing will be in fact a flash anime with a bunch of 4-minute episodes, and the episode was still as retarded as the first episode. There is absolutely no point in me blogging this for lack of everything, and I do not have time to waste on that.

11 thoughts on “Haiyoru! Nyaruani: Remember My Mr. Lovecraft Episode 1 [First Impression]: …WTF is this?

  1. D: Omg, that’s horrible! I hope your laptop can be saved! *HUGZ* T^T I’ll upload a few screencaps for you!
    I am not taking the how short this episode for granted – besides that I am not even going to watch the next episode.

  2. I watched the mini eps on its promo DVD, and was left ROFL-ing. It literally screamed to me: IT’S K-ON!! RAWR!!

    • Lmao well the first episode of this was pretty funny and I laughed a lot, however I watched the others and the quality of the humour seriously went down the drain after the first episode, and considering it was the only interesting feature of the show I found the whole thing to be pretty bad in the end… So far 5 episodes are out and I’m seriously not impressed (and yet I still watch it XD… It’s only 4 mins after all, not such a big waste of time lol)

      • Wait, wait – WATTTT?!! Did you jsut say 4 minutes or are my eyes blinds D:? So it’s even shorter than Starry Sky?

      • Yep, the whole thing lasts about 4 mins and a half, and in there they manage to put in a preview AND an opening song, so in all the whole thing’s about 2 mins -_-‘ No plot, it was supposed to be humouristic but failed miserably

      • No wonder everyone seems so cranky and LOLWTF about it. 2 mins huh? That’s defintely gonna be hard to blog about. Unless someone decides to just ramble on about their complaints and all XD

        I gave the anime a shot anyways. More of a KILL-TIME than an ENJOYABLE-SERIES to watch. *wanders off comtemplating*

      • =_=;;; It’s not even worth ours and anyone else’s time to blog about it (if they do, I’ll give them a whole lot of credit for putting up with it), nor is there anything to discuss about. This is exactly the reason why it ended up in the WTF Anime Category.

  3. Mehh, agreed with Eva. I mean, I can kinda put up with it (after all I still watch it) but it’s not even funny and there is seriously nothing to talk about in details. It’s not something that can even be blogged properly -_-‘

  4. But guys! At the end of every episode there is a “Countdown” of days shown! There’s a line that says “xx days until the downfall of mankind”. When they show a big spaceship flying towards earth. Jussssst before they sing the OP song with the standard animation style. I’ve always thought these mini flash episodes were just teasers and “mini intro of characters” prior to the launch of the Anime series?? It’s just my guess, here’s what i noticed. It counts down every week.
    Episode 1: 70 days left
    Episode 2: 63 days left
    Episode 3: 56 days left
    Episode 4: 49 days left
    Episode 5: 42 days left

    Also i think some of the conversations and jokes are pretty fun to watch. Btw i havent googled and check if this is true or not, its just my observation. ^ ^

    • 8D Next thing you know it will be the countdown to 2012! *SHOT*
      Honestly, I think this is really just for promoting its manga/light novel whatever it is (I forget). I am doubtful that they are actually going to make an anime for it – moreover if it were a countdown I’d assume it’d be for the Spring 2011 line up, but from what we are given so far, there isn’t anything be said about it. Check ANN, they are the most reliable place for information.

      • It isn’t very likely, however that would be SWEET! Eva’s theory of promotion makes a tad more sense though, and it would explain why the opening seems to make so much sense when the anime doesn’t.
        The thing I hate the most about this show is seriously the time constraint, though :/ You don’t even have time to think if the episode is good or not that it’s over, it’s really annoying.